I know that I'm breaking from my normal routine of posting all of the day's scores at once, but I had to comment on the Portugal match on its own. For one, they were incredible today. And two, this blog is called "Cristiano will always be CR7."
The theme for this WC has been "Could Cristiano break his goal drought?!" I'm sure Nike were wondering the same thing as their stars of the new advert were not impressive at all. Cristiano (hadn't scored), Rooney (hadn't scored or played well), Cannavaro (Italy dove to a draw yesterday), Ribery (the French are in freefall), and Ronaldinho (at a party somewhere far from SA). So the pressure had to be on the perma-tanned one to make good on the promise.
Portugal and North Korea last met in 1966 (a good year) at the WC in England. Down three goals, the Portuguese charged back on the feet of Eusebio, who scored four goals. North Korea had played Brasil very well in their first outing so Carlos Queiroz's men were not taking their threat lightly.
A little levity happened before the match when the announcers said that North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il had a direct, secret line to the coach to give him tactical advice. I imagine it would go something like this:
Kim: "Find number seven and step on his feet then ask for his autograph."
Coach: "But...we are here to play football."
Kim: "Hahahahahahahahahaha...oh yes, I forgot. If you see Beyonce tell her she is bootylicious hehehe"
Coach: "Ummmm...okay."
Kim: "Oh yes, and if you lose, I have a special surprise for you."
Tactically from the Portuguese side, Carlos Queiroz decided to change it up a bit from the dull Cote d'Ivoire draw and replaced Danny, Liedson, and Paulo Ferreira with Simao, Hugo Almeida, and Miguel.
In the first ten minutes Portugal were pressing, much like they did in the Cote d'Ivoire match. The pouring rain could not have helped matters as the pitch was water-laden and so was the ball. Their passes were heavy, trying to slosh through the pitch and this caused the connections to break down. Cristiano was having a hard time getting any through balls and he seemed frustrated by this.
In the 6' Ricardo Carvalho, the Chelsea defender, headed a cracker of a shot that just nicked the post. The Portuguese were equally frustrated by their corners. Both times they didn't even make it off the ground.
Their pacing slowed down as Cristiano became uninspired and it looked as if the CIV match would be repeated. Raul Meireles was taking wild shots, which didn't help, and his passing was horribly off-mark.
But the North Koreans, who had played so valiantly against the Brazilians, started to break down defensively.
In the 29' Meireles was given a cherry of a pass from Simao, and he slotted home! I had just written on my pad, "get Meireles off...he's horrible today!!" I was glad to be proven wrong. From then on Raul played with heart and played a vital role until he was subbed off in the second.
The ref was making a few boneheaded calls, and I believe it was because he couldn't see through the downpour. Tiago was booked in the 42' for nothing. The NK player dove and of course the ref bought it.
Cristiano took a few shots on goal but nothing seemed too dangerous for the keeper. In one instance he should have passed to his two compatriots who were standing in the box unmarked! It looked to be another useless day for the captain. He began to walk, lost possession, and wasn't defending, as was noted by the announcers.
Queiroz's halftime talk must have been stirring (he probably took a page from former boss, Sir Alex Ferguson, and his hairdryer method). I'm sure Carlos told them that a one-goal lead would not be enough and most certainly would give the CIV players some hope in their last game against the North Koreans.
Whatever he said worked.
In the 53' Meireles (who had previously been on my hit list) put a beauty through to Simao who smacked it home. 2-0 and a little breathing room. But the North Koreans came back on the Brazilians so they couldn't let down.
They didn't. Just two minutes later Coentrao (who has become a fabulous player) headed a ball to Hugo Almeida who put it home. 3-0.
Hold on though, the Portuguese weren't finished. In the 59' Cristiano seemed to have a good chance to score as he scampered down the wing. Instead, he slid a great pass to Tiago who scored easily. 4-0.
Cristiano had a great moment in the 70' when he smacked a shot that whacked the crossbar. Would he be the only one NOT to score?
Cristiano, who had been a dubious selection as captain by many Portuguese, began to play his part very well. Having a silly yellow from the first match, he made sure to keep the others tamped down. Hugo Almeida became incensed by the ref and talked back. Cristiano rushed over to stop him but it was too late and he received a card. The camera showed them walking off and Cristiano imploring him to behave. I'm sure he was reminding him that two yellows equal a red!
In the 79' one of the North Koreans slid in on Cristiano pretty hard and the camera showed his ankle a few minutes later...blood. The ref didn't notice it obviously because he didn't make him go off.
Liedson came on in the 77' to replace Almeida and immediately made his presence known. Duda chopped in a half-cross and the North Korean defense did a poor job of clearing it. Liedson pounced on the loose ball and scored just three minutes after he was subbed. 5-0
I felt bad for Cristiano at this point. He seemed sad that everyone else was scoring. Sure he was glad for the win, but he is a natural striker and wants to get that monkey off of his back.
In the 86' he got his chance. Another defensive breakdown for the Chollima and #7 ran for the loose ball, with an on-rushing keeper. He clipped the ball up over the diving keeper's legs and the ball got lost for a moment...because it was on the back of his neck! It slipped down to his foot and BANG! Gooolllllllllllllll! This was the one I was waiting for because it's my birthday today and I wanted CR to score for me! He hardly celebrated, knowing that scoring the 6th goal wasn't as important as the first goal. He kind of laughed to himself as he was congratulated by the players. I'm sure he would have preferred to have hit a screaming freekick into the net, but it did count. 6-0.
Tiago scored once more in the 89' after Coentrao put a beautiful ball in for him. 7-0.
The goal differential has all but eliminated Cote d'Ivoire, unless the Brazilians hammer Portugal and CIV hammer North Korea.
CLICK HERE to see a highlight of all seven goals.
I laughed at one of the comments on ESPN. "Who scored the touchdown for Portugal?" hehe
Overall a much better display from the Seleccao das Quinas.
ESPN's headline said it all:
"The Magnificent Seven"
This is an awesome
commercial featuring Steve Nash, with a not-so-subtle nod to Brandy Chastain!
Hugo Almeida scores the third goal
They got to do this many times today...
This pretty much sums up North Korea's day...
Thanks for scoring on my birthday, Cristiano!!!!