Double Double Toil and Trouble

It's not even October yet, the usual witching month, and Cristiano has been hit by a spell.
From the Daily Mail, as first reported in El Mundo.

Cristiano Ronaldo is under attack from a witch who has been hired to inflict a serious injury on the Real Madrid star.
It is claimed that a famous figure who knows the winger well has hired the practitioner to cast a voodoo spell.
‘I have nothing against this grand club,' wrote the anonymous witch in a letter to the El Mundo newspaper. 'I am a professional and get paid very well for using my powers.
'I have been contracted so Cristiano Ronaldo suffers a serious injury. I can’t promise that will be, but I can say he will be injured for more time than he plays.
'The person who has contracted me is famous, and knows the player personally.'
Madrid have shrugged off the claims, with a spokesman describing it as 'a stupid thing just like all the others Madrid comes across every day’. [end article]

I imagine the voodoo incantation would go something like this (with apologies to Shakespeare):

*stirs cauldron*

Double double toil and trouble
Cast on Ronny to burst his bubble.
Although he scampers down the wing
He will not hear Madridistas sing.
And if he falls upon the pitch
It won’t be caused by a stupid old witch.

Of course this is all mumbo jumbo, because we know that he could never be felled by voodoo...his flicks, tricks, and flair ARE voodoo! :)