Misses All Around From Number 7...Hair, Houses, and Goals

I was perusing the web this morning and happened upon something rather funny.  Cristiano has always been known for his lack of fashion sense, and of course his hair is part of that disaster.  But he will probably be miffed to find out that a Spanish sports mag has put together a few pics of his worst hair days.  I've added a couple that they missed...judge for yourself:

His current look...a fauxhawk disaster

I think it must have been raining this day...but he reminds me of Alfalfa of The Little Rascals (see photo below)

Alfalfa on left (with Spanky)

Euro 2004...pre braces as well

This is actually an okay shot of this hair, which used to be like an afro too...and orange

Too much hair straightener

Used car salesman

No words...

WC 2006...I really don't have a problem with this

This is how he should wear his hair every day!!!

and now for his new 20 million euro house...

Looks like a funeral home

From the back...even worse...what exactly is this style?  And why is it worth 20 million?

And now for a missed goal:

Here is the miss of the century...you have to feel for this guy.  He should have used his right foot. (Notice his number)