30 October, 2010

United Sink Spurs; Vidic and Nani Score

from manutd.com:

Goals of contrasting simplicity from Nemanja Vidic and Nani gave United a crucial, hard-fought victory over Tottenham at Old Trafford.

Skipper Vidic flashed home a header from Nani's superb free-kick just after the half-hour mark, before the winger slotted in a bizarre clincher; tapping home after Heurelho Gomes had surrendered possession to take a free-kick which Mark Clattenburg and his officials had failed to award.
The Portuguese had clearly handled the ball as he appealed for an apparent penalty, but Clattenburg's decision not to stop play and Gomes' attempts to line up a set-piece married in bizarre circumstances. Nani looked to the referee to see the state of play, was encouraged to play on and slotted home a simple finish.
Old Trafford cannot have witnessed a goal of such absurdity often in its century, but fortunately Vidic's earlier goal should negate the majority of the inevitable controversy which will follow. The goal and its slapstick circumstances detracted from an otherwise compelling game between two fine sides.
In the continued absence of Wayne Rooney, Sir Alex Ferguson once again paired Dimitar Berbatov with on-song Mexican newcomer Javier Hernandez upfront, against a Spurs backline deprived by injury of mainstays Ledley King and Michael Dawson. In their stead, William Gallas and Younes Kaboul paired in the heart of the visitors’ defence.
Pre-match talk had suggested that Harry Redknapp was contemplating resting in-form left-winger, Gareth Bale, ahead of his side’s vital Champions League encounter with Internazionale. The Welshman was indeed fielded, but Redknapp nevertheless sprung a surprise by starting Robbie Keane – as captain – ahead of Peter Crouch, the inspiration behind much of Rafael van der Vaart’s recent goalscoring prowess.
Both sides’ pre-match planning almost required a quick rethink when, inside the first 90 seconds, Ji-sung Park latched onto Darren Fletcher’s pass, bore down on goal and hit a low shot which thudded against Heurelho Gomes’ right-hand post and away to safety.
When Nani drew a low save from Gomes moments later, Tottenham could easily have buckled under United’s early pressure. Instead they hit back. It took a superb saving challenge from Darren Fletcher to dispossess Lennon as he slalomed towards goal, before the impressive van der Vaart pounced on a Vidic slip, saw off the attentions of Michael Carrick and smashed a superb 25-yard effort against Edwin van der Sar’s right-hand post.
With both sides suitably aware of the other’s threat, the game continued in absorbing, see-saw fashion. Park and Rafael both fired comfortably off-target from slight openings, before Spurs nearly profited from poor officiating when Bale retrieved the ball after it had gone into touch. Only the quick thinking of van der Sar, who rushed from his line to block, spared a controversial opening goal.
Instead, when it came, the opener was as simple and straightforward as they come. Kaboul’s foul on Chicharito drew a clear free-kick and a yellow card. Nani’s superb delivery of the set-piece was met perfectly by Vidic who, having shed Assou-Ekotto, powered his header inside Gomes’ right-hand post.
The skipper’s second goal of the season did little to dampen Tottenham’s enthusiasm for the game, and the visitors could quickly have drawn level. Van der Vaart’s chipped corner picked out Modric on the edge of the United area, and the Croatian’s half-volley was bound for the top corner until van der Sar superbly parried it away.
Although Berbatov twice prompted routine saves from Gomes in the remaining minutes of the half, the interval came and went with Tottenham firmly in the game.
The second period began with United more likely to add to the lead than surrender it. Superb link-up play between Park and Chicharito culminated in the latter shooting well wide, before Nani’s cheeky, improvised chip tested the attention levels of Gomes.
Just before the hour-mark, however, Bale demonstrated the inspiration behind his recent hype with a lung-busting run which traversed the field and left a string of defenders in his wake. Fortunately for United, the Welshman’s attempted finish was on his weaker right foot, and comfortably skirted the far upright.
The game descended further into a tactical battle as Sir Alex Ferguson rejigged his formation into a 4-5-1, replacing Berbatov with Paul Scholes and swapping Wes Brown for Rafael in a bid to stem
Tottenham’s growing menace down the left flank. Harry Redknapp responded with the introduction of, at various stages, Roman Pavlyuchenko, Wilson Palacios and Peter Crouch.
The first of the trio, Pavlyuchenko, inspired a hushed silence 16 minutes from time when his powerful 30-yard effort clipped Vidic and skidded just past the upright, with a wrong-footed van der Sar rooted to the spot.
A second goal was required, but nobody could have foreseen the bizarre circumstances in which it arrived with six minutes remaining. Nani latched onto Brown's delightful clipped pass and was apparently tripped by Assou-Ekotto. As the Stretford End bayed for a penalty and Nani stopped the ball with his hand, referee Clattenburg waved play to continue.
Prompted by Nani's clear offence, Gomes grounded the ball as if to take a free-kick. Once Nani had curtailed his appeals to Clattenburg, he noticed the ball - motionless but in open play - and looked to the referee, who gestured to play on. The winger duly did so, placing a finish under the scrambling dive of Gomes. Tottenham protested long, loud and in vain as an impromptu conference between Clattenburg and his linesman concluded that the goal should stand.
Nani almost put the seal on victory with a spectacular third goal in injury-time, but his fizzing left-footed drive bounced away off the top of the crossbar. The majority of the headlines had already been grabbed by his bizarre tap-in, which will overshadow a fine personal display, and an absolutely vital victory for United, who have now won back-to-back Premier League games for the first time this season.

Vidic makes it 1-0


From another angle


Carrick celebrates with Vidic


Wearing a few more clothes than he did in Dubai...Wazzasigns autographs


Nani is felled, sparking a bizarre chain of events


Nani scores and Javier Hernandez approves...


Modric protests to the linesman with Rio disagreeing


Nani celebrates with Carrick as spotter


The entire Spurs squad plead to the linesman and Referee Mark Clattenburg.  They won't shut up so he starts handing out yellow cards. 

Yo, Spuds!  It didn't matter...you were going to lose anyway.

Sir Alex was baffled by what was going on but after watching the replay and talking to his players concluded:
"The goalkeeper should know better. He's an experienced player and made a bit of a mess of it. You've got to play to the whistle, but he put the ball down thinking he was going to take a free-kick and, of course, it wasn't."

29 October, 2010

Odds and Ends

FIRST THE ODDS:
from soccernet
FIFA president Sepp Blatter has confirmed that the voting process for the World Cup hosting rights in 2018 and 2022 will go ahead as planned on December 2, despite recent controversies surrounding the executive committee.
FIFA's ethics committee has been forced to deal with allegations that two members of the executive committee, Nigeria's Amos Adamu and Tahiti's Reynald Temarii, asked undercover Sunday Times reporters for money in return for their votes.

It has also been alleged that the Spain/Portugal and Qatar bids have colluded to manipulate the vote by casting their support for each other, but this has been denied. Spain/Portugal is bidding to host the 2018 finals and Qatar is in contention for 2022.
[end story]

When so much money is at stake, it's a given that corruption will occur.  Rumors of collusion surrounding the Olympic bids have been rampant in recent years.  It's unfortunate that a few can spoil it for everyone, but how ironic that Nigeria and Tahiti were involved...two countries which have no chance of hosting the WC.  So if that's true, then why do they have a vote?  I know that sounds odd to say since it's the World Cup we are talking about, but when countries with vested interest in the outcome see smaller countries (one which suffers from dire economic and political issues) with a vote, why would it surprise anyone if they sought out these representatives to secure their votes?  I'm sure most people who do this are sure they won't be caught.

I must add that both men have pled innocent to the allegations, but Septic Bladder assured international soccer fans that the vote will go on despite the outcome of the investigation.  So....does that mean the winners have already been decided?  That's what the majority of readers on forums think; that the vote is just a public display of fairness, while behind the scenes the political shenanigans are deciding the eventual winners.
Honestly, I really don't care where the World Cup is held.  It should be spread out around the globe so all can have a chance to enjoy it, and it should be a safe venue.  Other than that, it doesn't really matter...the pitches are the same length, the players are the same, and the fans will support them no matter where they play.

SERBIA PENALIZED AND ITALY AS WELL
UEFA have handed down punishments to two countries after a Euro 2012 qualifier was halted after seven minutes due to crowd unrest.  The match, being played in Genoa, between Italy and Serbia will not be replayed, despite Serbia asking for it.  Italy declined saying, "it would be a gift to Serbia."  Instead, UEFA has awarded a 3-0 match win to Italy, but also penalized the country financially (100,000 euros) and a one-game match ban for fans.  The penalties are no doubt for their inability to control the crowds.
Serbia, who lose a valuable three point, putting them second from the bottom in their group, have also been fined 120,000 euros (light in my opinion...I'm sure the damage to the stadium was more than that), and a two-match fan ban.  Their fans will also not be able to purchase away tickets for the qualifiers.
What do I think?  Honestly I feel that penalizing Italy almost the same as Serbia was unwarranted.  When a country has unruly fans it is their responsibility to warn the host country that there could be problems.  The melee that ensued before the match and at the beginning was not unavoidable by Italy, aside from not allowing the fans to enter and then they would have had an all-out riot.
Serbia has been a hotbed of violence at matches for years and I think a two-match ban without fans is comical.  If a country allows its fans to use these matches for political free-for-alls then the country should be banned from competing in the Euro.

NOW FOR THE ENDS:
Just a few notes on Manchester United.
Firstly, HAPPY BIRTHDAY to EDWIN VAN DER SAR!  Wow.  40.  And still going strong.  I always feel safe when he is in goal and I hope he continues to play until he's 50.  I'm sure that won't happen, but I hope he has had a great day because his contributions to United and Holland throughout the years has been stellar.
Secondly, Wayne Rooney will not be returning for the Man Poo derby.  Apparently his ankle is worse off than first thought.  I'm not sure that's the whole story.  It might be that he and his chav wife are enjoying their time in Dubai too much and don't want to leave the chicken nuggets and champagne to return to gloomy Manchester.  It's been reported that he now makes more money than Cristiano.  250,000 GBP per week.  I believe that is someone around 400,000 dollars.  United have not released details of the deal (and rightfully so when half of their fans are probably finding it difficult to afford a ticket these days).  I don't care if your feet are solid gold and you score 10 goals per game...nobody is worth that kind of money.
Hopefully it's just a rumor and he's pulling down around 150 a week.  I can't imagine that Rio, Scholes, Giggs, and company would stand for a turncoat chav making more than they do.

Thirdly...CHICHARITO (and I write his name in all caps now to underscore his lights out performances recently) has wowed the crowds, his teammates, and his manager.
Sir Alex said he wasn't surprised at all by his form and said that "We are not surprised because we identified a lot about him before we signed him. We did a lot of work on him.  Seeing him in pre-season and training we thought he would do well. He is young and wants to learn and he comes from a really good football pedigree. He speaks the language and that is important. Everything is in his favour.  We are all pleased.  Everyone is really excited to have him at the club. He has done really well. His winning goal on Tuesday demonstrated again that he is a very good finisher.''  Keep scoring, Little Pea.  With Michael Owen now going to be out for a longer period of time (hamstring) and Wayne Looney slogging down fatty foods and alcohol in Dubai...we need your fantastic finishing!
United will host Tottenham this weekend.  Come on, CHICHARITO!!!!!

27 October, 2010

Carling Cup: A Baby, Pea, and a Park

Maybe Wayne Rooney being a fool has been just what the doctor ordered.  Since Wazza went off the proverbial deep end, the Reds have shown amazing pluck when they needed it.  Today was no different.

After a fabulous weekend, winning for the first time at an away stadium this season, United (unlike counterparts C-Club, and Man Poo) had business to attend to on Tuesday.  The fourth-round of the Carling Cup brought the Wolves of Wolverhampton (sounds like the Hounds of Baskerville) to Old Trafford.  Wolves are an enigma.  They play well one match, then completely bomb the next.  They are sitting in the netherregions of the Premier League table, alongside other notables, West Ham and Liverpoo.  So how would they fare against a team in the exact opposite position?

Not bad.  Overall, they showed some spunk and fought back to tie it 2-2, which the thought of a draw to a United fan is akin to smelling and seeing smoke come out of your mouth whilst the dentist mines for cavities.  But last Saturday the tide seemed to change when young Javier Hernandez tapped in two goals, one with his head (in reverse) and another with the finishing touches of one Michael Owen. 
The fans and press have urged him to be the answer to the "Where's Wazza?" conundrum.  So while the ghostly-one sunned himself in steamy Dubai, young Chicharito has made the fans forget all about number 10.  The new number is 14.
I would be remiss not to mention the other goalscorers for the evening.  Bebe, and Ji-Sung Park.  I love when different players score because it shows how deep the team is.  Sir Alex chose to bring out a few veterans (very few), and mostly youngsters, as is the tradition in the Carling Cup.  They didn't disappoint.  Yes, maybe the defense wasn't as sharp as normal, but young Ben Amos looked solid in goal.
Enjoy the photos:

Bebe started against Wolves...


...and made good by opening the scoring for United!


After a Park goal, Javier decided to win the match for us...again!


...and celebrates with Kiko


We love you, too!!!!

26 October, 2010

Uh Oh...Someone's Going to Get It!!!

After issuing a threat to his players yesterday, Jo Jo Mourinho had to watch his "stellar" side, who have made mincemeat of La Liga bottomdwellers, get some schooling by a Segunda B (third tier) team.  Real Murcia showed no "mercy" at all to the expensive galacticos.  Which begs the question...Are they dead to Mourinho now? :)
A 0-0 scoreline for a team much-ballyhooed (by their own press releases) for goal-scoring prowess, will not be good enough for The Special One.  His sour face upon entering the RM bus back home barely masked his seething anger.  He doesn't like to be embarrassed.   But of course HE'S the one who spouted off yesterday...undoubtedly forgetting that he has partaken of the Kool-Aid served up by his owners.  It's obvious that he believes the crap that he spews.  Dutch legend and former Barcelona chief, Johann Cruyff, said today that "he is a great coach, but he lacks comportment, serenity, and respect."
I can't imagine hearing Sir Alex tell the press that if his team didn't win that "they are dead to me."  Jo-Jo wants the United job (REAL bad), so if I were him I would lay off the unnecessary rhetoric.

J-Mo said that the match was very important to him, which is why he started Cristiano and Benzema.  The former didn't shine at all and was replaced in the 69'.  The latter was substituted in the 63' with his head down.  He hasn't done a single thing right since signing for RM and despite his assurances at the beginning of this season that he would make good on the high price paid for him, he's shown nothing...and was recently in court testifying in the "Caso Zahia"...in which he allegedly procured the services of an under-aged prostitute in France.  If you're scoring a hat-trick every week, it wouldn't be unheard of for a club to overlook the off-pitch indiscretions, but when you're subbed off every match after being a complete failure...your days are numbered.
Jo-Mo was reserved in his criticism of the team, saying only that, "we didn't get the result we wanted, but we have a return leg and with this attitude we will move on."    He said that they lacked "the creative players" like Alonso and Ozil.  As for Benzema and Pedro Leon? (who has butted heads with The Special One as well)..."they tried."
They have a return leg with the third-tier minnows at the Bernabeu...lose THAT match and we might see Jose run amok on the pitch.

No room on the bench...no goals...no seat.

25 October, 2010

Jo Jo Mourinho Issues Threat to Players

Real Madrid manager Jose Mourinho has reminded his players of the importance of Tuesday's King's Cup first leg against lowly Real Murcia claiming that, if they lose, some of his players will be "dead to me".
Mourinho will play Cristiano Ronaldo, who has netted eight goals in his last three league outings, and out-of-favour France striker Karim Benzema in a bid to avoid a repeat of the 4-0 humiliation by third-tier side Alcorcon under Manuel Pellegrini last season.
"If last year's situation [at Alcorcon] repeats itself, I will cross those who play off my list because they will be dead to me," Mourinho told a news conference. "Benzema will start and so will Ronaldo. It is a very important game to me.''
Real come off the back of a 6-1 thrashing of Racing Santander in La Liga and Mourinho has already said he will give Mesut Ozil, Xabi Alonso and Ricardo Carvalho a few days off. However, the players are in no doubt how the Portuguese coach views the competition as he seeks to win it for the club for the first time since 1993.
[end story]

You and I both know that if they lose he will have to eat his words.  Do you honestly think he would bench his only star player?  Highly unlikely.  He's had to eat his words before, so I'm hoping for a repeat. ;)

Vamos, Real Murcia!!!!!!!!!! 

24 October, 2010

CHI-CHA-RI-TO!!!!!!! United Bag First Away Win

Darren Fletcher battles in the midfield
from manutd.com:

It was always going to be hard-fought if United's first away win of the league campaign was to be at the Britannia Stadium, and so it proved as Javier 'Chicharito' Hernandez's double defeated Stoke City.

The Mexican made the breakthrough with a backheader in the first half but it was his second goal, a less spectacular stab from close range, that cued the biggest celebrations, coming as it did in the 85th minute - four minutes after Tuncay equalised for the home side. At that point, when the Stoke substitute's superb shot rippled the net behind Edwin van der Sar, the Reds looked to be heading for a fifth successive away draw after once again surrendering a winning position. But United stayed calm and constructed a fine move that Chicharito finished with lethal aplomb.
Sir Alex favoured experience and physical presence over Brazilian flair, handing club captain Gary Neville his 600th United appearance at right-back – instead of Rafael - and picking John O’Shea at left-back with Patrice Evra pushed up to wide midfield. Nani started on the right, Darren Fletcher and Paul Scholes were paired in the middle and in the absence of Rooney - unable to play on his 25th birthday because of an injury rather than any fall-out from the past dramatic week - United's attack comprised Chicharito and Dimitar Berbatov.
The Bulgarian’s first sight of goal came when Fletcher threaded a pass to him on the edge of the area but Stoke’s Danish goalkeeper Thomas Sorensen was swiftly off his line to intervene. Moments later, Berbatov led a three-on-two break moments later and fed Nani to his right. When the Portuguese winger picked out Chicharito at the far post and the Mexican could only head back into the middle for Stoke to clear, Berbatov’s anger at not getting the return ball from Nani was plain to see.
At the other end, Rory Delap slashed a long-range effort wide after Edwin van der Sar had left his net gaping with a poor kick from close to his right-hand corner flag.

Talk before the game was about how United’s defence, yet to keep a clean sheet in a league away this season, would handle Stoke’s aerial bombardment from Delap’s infamous throws and the deliveries from wingers Jermaine Pennant and Matthew Etherington. How ironic, then, that a corner should find the Potters floundering in their own box for Chicharito’s breakthrough goal on 27 minutes.
From the setpiece, Nani played a one-two with Patrice Evra and crossed to the far post, Nemanja Vidic won the aerial battle to nod the ball back into the mixer, and Chicharito - the smallest man on the park - beat Sorensen with a sweet back-header.
Chicharito almost bagged a cheeky second when Faye sold his keeper slightly short with an under-hit backpass, and as Sorensen cleared, the ball cannoned back off the Mexican but cleared the crossbar. Another effort went over the top when Evra met Nani’s corner.
The Reds looked more likely to score again than concede as the first half drew to a close but there was controversy when Neville scythed down Etherington in full flight, only moments after being booked for a foul on the same Stoke winger. Boos rang out around the Britannia as referee Andre Marriner declined to give the right-back his marching orders.
Instead Neville left the fray at his manager’s behest, and was replaced by Wes Brown for the second half. The period opened in similar fashion to the first and there was a momentary flash of danger when former Reds centre-back Ryan Shawcross attempted an overhead kick inside the United box.

Marriner took action when Danny Collins’ crunching foul on Nani brought an angry Sir Alex to the touchline – the referee booked the Stoke left-back – but he did nothing when Evra was crudely shoved over in the area by Delap with only Sorensen to beat.
Evra also appealed in vain for a penalty when his ball in struck one, if not both, of Robert Huth’s hands but the former Chelsea defender – in fairness – had them down and behind his back.
With the war of attrition all but won, Sir Alex replaced O’Shea the grafter with craftsman Michael Carrick. However it was the goalkeeper, van der Sar, rather than a midfielder, who sent Berbatov promisingly away with some perfect distribution. The Bulgarian latched onto his long throw and produced a great cross from left to right that Chicharito almost buried, instead just missing the far post as he volleyed the ball back across Sorensen.
It was a let-off for the Potters and they duly profited in the 81st minute when Scholes lost possession and Tuncay – one of three Stoke substitutes - curled a stunning left-footed shot beyond van der Sar’s grasp, into the top left-hand corner.
Yet again, United had lost a lead and were staring at a fifth successive away draw – but thankfully only for four minutes. Scholes atoned for his error by heading on Berbatov’s chipped pass, Evra controlled it with his chest and then hooked the ball inside for the lurking Chicharito to stab home his second, decisive goal.

Chicharito backheads a goal in the 27'


Berbatov played hard today but couldn't find the net


Chicharito bags his second just minutes from time to secure the 3 points

Javier, once again, has proved he is a world-class finisher in the box.  A challenge has been thrown down for him since Wayne Rooney decided not to be a Red, then decided he wanted to be one after all.  The pressure the other players have felt was palpable, but in true United style they rose to the occasion and made a very important step toward righting Rooney's wrong.

23 October, 2010

Captain Rio Speaks

Rio Ferdinand has welcomed the news that Wayne Rooney has signed a new five-year contract with United.

The England captain praised Rooney’s dramatic change of heart as well as the way the club dealt with the situation, bringing an end to a week of intense transfer speculation.
“Everybody at the club is delighted that Wayne has signed, it has been an awkward couple of days for all concerned but the club have done a fantastic job in putting it to bed as quickly as they have," Ferdinand told MUTV.
“I think deep down, Wazza knows he is a Man United player and this is where he is best. We have seen great players leave this club and always talk about regretting it and how they want to be back here. Wayne has probably put all of that into his thoughts and come out with the true way of thinking - that this is the best place for him.  He obviously asked some questions and he has got the right answers, which is good for everyone concerned including us as players, the fans and the club.”
Ferdinand also applauded the efforts of Sir Alex Ferguson for his role in persuading the want-away striker to remain at Old Trafford and has reiterated the squad's complete backing of the boss.
“At the end of the day the manager has been here for over 20 years, he has been the most successful manager there has ever been and ever will be.” said Rio.
“We trust him in regards to the players he brings in and also the players who he looks to groom from the youth team, we trust his judgement. He has never ever seen us wrong in the past so there is no reason to doubt him in any way shape or form.

“This is where we need to come together as a team and make sure we use this as a catalyst to kick on this season."
[end story]

Rio makes a lot of sense here.  And with his words we can see a glimmer of what went on behind the scenes.  I think the players were blindsided by this as well and didn't understand his motives.  Maybe he has his head in order now and will once again be a part of the team.

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22 October, 2010

Number 10 Does an Aboutface

There aren't too many issues that can rend me speechless, but the events of this past week have done just that.  I've wavered from anger to frustration to bewilderment and back again.  I just couldn't get my head around why a football player who claimed he wanted to stay with a team forever could just up and decide it was time to move on.
This footballer didn't just close the door, but slammed it in the faces of his manager, teammates, and fans.
He claimed that the team "lacked ambition" suitable to his liking, and then proceeded to insinuate that the players he now shares a dressing room with were not fit to play beside him.  Mind you these are the same players who have assisted in his goals, sprayed champagne on him, and hoisted Europe's and the World's biggest trophies with him.
Then the biggest shock of all occurred today when I flipped on the laptop and found out he had signed a new five-year deal with the very club he gutted a few days before.
Lou Macari, a former midfielder, said, "I'm shocked. Nothing's shocked me more in football than this week. I thought this week leading up to today was enough but I just couldn't believe it when I got the news today what had happened.''  I agree with you, Lou.
Then TV analyst and former keeper, Paddy Crerand, added, "No player has ever had the right to question and seek assurances about the current and future Manchester United squad, no matter their talent and let's be honest, there have been far more talented players in the history of Manchester United.''  I'm with you, Paddy.

Did he underestimate the fans' love of the club?  Was he already being courted (tapped up illegally) by another team?  Or was he so dumb that he truly thought he was the biggest deal in the world and could hold his club at gunpoint while everyone stood idly by?  I think it's the latter.  His agent/parasite Paul Stretford (ironic the name, huh?) probably whispered into his ear that he could make more money elsewhere and fans would let him go as they did Cristiano last year.  WRONG.  Firstly, he is no Cristiano.  And the perma-tanned one left after winning an EPL title and finishing as the runner-up in the Champions League. 
Fans were hurt, but in a better mood to allow Ronny to scurry off to VirusTown.  Finishing second in the EPL and losing out in the round of 16 in the CL didn't exactly put the fans in a giddy mood.

So the pen has been put to paper and the deal's been done.  Where do we go from here?
Someone suggested today that United signed him only to make sure they could sell him, instead of losing him to a Bosman free transfer.
I don't think that's true.  United has never been into the mind games...we leave that to C-Club and the rest of the pretenders.
Financial chief David Gill said today that he thought once this was all over and the injury was settled that he would begin scoring again and find his form.
That's hopeful, but we've been saying that all season.  There comes a time when you have to say, "Alright, enough waiting, you need to score TODAY!"
I think the fans have been patient enough with him (as United fans always are), but his scathing statements against the club, and the fans showing up to his house yesterday demanding answers, might be indicative of a deeper wound yet to heal.
Being at odds with players is definitely not the United way, and judging by the banners at the Champions League match last Wednesday, the fans revealed who is truly number one (the club) and it is NOT number 10.
Number 10 apologized to the club, and the players, and attempted to place a band-aid on the hearts of the supporters...only time will tell if he was sincere.  If he isn't, there will be no forgiveness the second time.

If you would like to read the entire statement from Number 10, click here.


SAF and Number 10 all smiles after the contract is signed

21 October, 2010

McLeish Backs United and Sir Alex

Alex McLeish admits he is "amazed'' Wayne Rooney wants to quit Manchester United and fears player power is gripping the game.

And he is backing his former boss Sir Alex Ferguson to win more trophies at Old Trafford. Birmingham manager McLeish played under Ferguson when Aberdeen lifted the European Cup Winners Cup and broke up the dominance of Rangers and Celtic in Scotland.

Rooney has questioned United's ambition after confirming his desire to quit the club and indicating he will not sign a new contract.
But McLeish has seen Ferguson bounce back before after lean times and believes Rooney is making a big mistake.
"I am amazed that Wayne Rooney wants to leave Manchester United," McLeish said. "He is still young and he has got years ahead of him. It is not my business but Sir Alex knows the best way to handle it. There is no better man to handle a situation like that than Sir Alex.
"Player power has been bubbling under for a long, long time. It has come to the surface over the last few years. I've seen stories in the past of players saying we are going to have a meeting about the manager's future and it ends up the manager leaves his job.
"It is quite incredible, the power of the players. At the end of the day, to be a great manager you do have to have great players. We are aware of that but it has got a bit of madness in there over the last few years.''
McLeish has no doubt Ferguson will revive United's fortunes even if Rooney departs.
"Sir Alex had a couple of bad seasons before and then you see what they've gone on to achieve after that," McLeish said. "Just when people write off Sir Alex, he goes and does it again, winning the championship two or three times again and winning the European Cup again.''
McLeish also believes United will have no problem in attracting top quality players.
"I can't see for the life of me why Manchester United won't be able to attract the best," he said. "There will be a queue from here to Glasgow in terms of players wanting to join Manchester United.''

Blackpool Manager Says Rooney is a Bully

Blackpool manager Ian Holloway has blasted the football authorities for allowing the Wayne Rooney situation to happen.

Holloway believes the Bosman ruling of 1995, which allows players over the age of 24 to move for free at the end of their contracts, unfairly penalises clubs.

Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson this week confirmed Rooney has told the club he will not sign a new contract, meaning he can walk away for nothing when his current deal expires in the summer of 2012.
"I've got big problems with the people who are running football," Holloway said. "I know the reasons I think the game is in trouble and you cannot have a Bosman ruling they've got at the moment.
"Manchester United have helped Wayne Rooney's career massively on and off the field. The manager, the club itself, has invested in him. They bought him for massive amounts of money as a young man and they're helping him blossom into the player that he is.
"He's one of the best centre-forwards in the world, and if he sees his contract out he's going to be able to walk out of there for nothing. That's the people at the very top of the game's fault.
"Our rules were brilliant. If he was offered the same amount of money again, they could hold his registration and someone would have to pay the fair amount of money for him.
"Just because you're 24, what on earth has that got to do with it? It's just ludicrous. They have the power to change this straight away. What if he sits there for 18 months, throws tantrums, doesn't try, doesn't play, and someone's already said to him, 'We'll take you and we'll pay you some of that money we should have paid Manchester United because you can walk out on a free'?
"Do you want to sign a person like that? Do you want to play for a club that says that to you? How do we know it hasn't already happened? The game is wrong. The people in charge of the game are wrong. They are so wrong this is frightening.
"If Alex Ferguson is being bullied by a player and his agent, how wrong is the game? When are you (FIFA and UEFA) going to listen to the people who are involved in the game?
"They say it's not fair on the player. Rubbish. The player has had his wages every week. They bought him, they worked with him, he belongs to them. It's so obvious. The world should change if it's wrong and football should look at itself.
"I'm looking at Alex Ferguson and thinking: 'What a magnificent manager. How can he handle this?' How he feels about Manchester United, how proud he is, yet Wayne Rooney or his agent can now manufacture a situation like this."
Former United midfielder Roy Keane, who himself left Old Trafford after falling out with Ferguson, believes any player should jump at the chance to play for the club.
"Players have opinions and if they want to leave then good luck to them," Keane said. "Man Utd will more than survive.
"If any player ever asked me, and one or two have, if they had a chance of signing for Man United, 'do it, you won't regret it'. I was there for 12 and a half years I loved every minute of every day playing for that club, every minute of every day.
"I had chances to leave, many opportunities when my contract situation was running out, particularly when I came back from my cruciate (ligament injury). An amazing football club, brilliant football club."
[end story]

Wow.  I couldn't have said it better myself.  I think Looney Rooney is finding out that he wasn't that popular to begin with.  Was he thinking the fans would back him?  Now other managers and players are backing Sir Alex (because they respect him) and Manchester United for being victims in this obvious extortion attempt.  It's a double-edged sword.  If United punish him by sitting him on the bench until the end of his contract, he will go for free somewhere else...but then he wouldn't be worth anything anyway because people would think he had lost his form.  If they sell him now they would probably get a cut-rate price for him because others know they have to sell him. 
I certainly hope that Fabio Capello punishes him for being a prat and leaves him out of the England squad.  Quite honestly, he hasn't done anything for United or England recently so it wouldn't be a loss at all.  Maybe Looney's manager has him thinking that he's the best player in the world.

All of this brings back the memory of Cristiano leaving.  At the time it was hurtful because the fans loved Ronny and he did so much for us.  Rooneys' low-class want-away makes Ronny look like a saint.  At least he didn't hide the fact that he wanted to leave, and played his heart out until he did.  I seriously wonder whether or not Rooney has been sandbagging and not scoring on purpose.  He is a hothead with a personal life in tatters...what club is really going to want him?

The Wazza Fallout...Part Two

Manchester United captain Nemanja Vidic is unhappy with Wayne Rooney after his recent critical comments about the current side.
Rooney has made it clear that he wants to head for pastures new and, in a statement on Wednesday, claimed: "[David Gill] did not give me any of the assurances I was seeking about the future squad. I asked for assurances about the continued ability of the club to attract the top players in the world.

"For me it's all about winning trophies - as the club has always done under Sir Alex. Because of that I think the questions I was asking were justified."
It has been inferred that Rooney feels the current crop of players at Old Trafford are not up to scratch and his statement has irked the likes of Vidic and France international Patrice Evra.
"Rooney is going around and talking about the bad playing, or something happening around the club with the Glazers - it is not good for the players and not good for the team," Vidic told Sky Sports following the 1-0 win over Bursaspor.
Evra has insisted he has the utmost faith in the players around him. "If one player does not trust the other players, that player should not play," he said. "I am not like that as I trust everyone and I know we can win."
He added: "The situation with Wayne Rooney is for the boss, not for the players. We are just focused on winning games and bringing back the winning mentality.
"It's about doing the basics. Everyone talks about Manchester United but nobody has beaten us. The problem has been us - we have made some silly mistakes but teams have not been better than us. We have not been playing badly.
"The target for us is to win back the title and we are focused on doing that. I trust everyone so let's keep going. No team is better than us at the moment. You may think I'm crazy but I say it because it's true.
"Manchester belong at the top and I'm confident we can do that. We need to be professional. We need to perform - I don't like excuses about what's going on around the club. Everyone needs to focus on themselves."
Federico Macheda says he would be happier if Rooney stayed at the club.
"There would be more chances for me if Wayne wasn't here but it is better to have him in the squad," he said. "He is a good striker. The squad is stronger with him here."
He added: "We are capable of challenging for major trophies. We have a great squad. We work hard every day to win things."
United midfielder Michael Carrick has warned his team-mates not to get sidetracked by the furore surrounding Rooney.
"You have to distance yourself from it,'' he said. "You have no choice. Obviously, the player and the club are huge, not just in England but around the world. It is big news. But we can only control what happens out on the pitch. That is all we can be focussed on.''
However, he did concede the row had a strange effect on the crowd, even if it didn't alter the eventual outcome.
"It was a funny atmosphere,'' he said. "But we had a job to do. We needed to get a result that would put us in a better position for the group. Nothing changed in that respect. I certainly didn't see it as extra pressure. We have that anyway.''
[end story]

I agree with everyone except Kiko.  After his comments, Wayne is a cancer that should be excised.  And for him to criticize his fellow players when he hasn't scored a goal (outside a penalty) since March, then that should tell you where his head is...up his arse.
The fans at Old Trafford yesterday agree with me wholeheartedly. 
One of the banners:
COLEEN FORGAVE YOU.  WE WON'T.


I don't think he injured his ankle...I think someone clocked him!

20 October, 2010

The Wazza Fallout

Wow.  Even I couldn't have predicted how bad the publicity would be around Wayne Rooney.  After Sir Alex's big announcement today, that his number 10 wanted to leave the club, the press, fans, and general public have blasted him for being a low-class, stupid, disloyal, overrated, ungrateful git.
I read the Daily Mail to see how the news, having festered for a day, would be swallowed by the British public.  NOT A SINGLE NICE WORD SAID ABOUT HIM.  But...this one comment summed up all of them so I will post it here:
"Wayne, check out the green arrows on here and the high numbers next to them. These are people, like me, who have had enough of what you stand for in life. I'd love to have just a fraction of the talent that you have, and believe me, if I did, I'd have a the common decency to treat the people closest to me (wife, children and the person that's given me the opportunity of earning £90,000 a week, if it needs clarifying) just a little bit of respect.

I haven't got anything like the talent you've been gifted with, and I'll never earn anything like you earn in a year in one week, but I tell you what I have got, and that's a whole lot of love and respect for the people closest to me. I'd rather have that than fame and fortune. I'll go to my grave a happier man."
All of the commenters suggested that United should sell him quickly to rid the club of his cancerous negativity.  And most of them thought his money-grubbing wife had something to do with his decision (along with his parasitic agent).
I found it interesting that many of the people were not from England, and were not United supporters, but felt his actions betray any decency that should be afforded a club who have supported him through thick and thin.  Many alluded to the fact that he is disloyal in any aspect of his life.

I agree with all.  Good riddance.  He'll regret it. 

19 October, 2010

The Hothead Wants to Leave; Agents are Parasites

Well now we know.  As I said in yesterday's post, I didn't want to weigh in on this because for some reason there was a missing element...no confirmation from Whining Wayne or from Manchester United.  Well today we have the words straight from Sir Alex...Looney Rooney wants to leave United.

Here is Sir Alex's complete interview with MUTV:

Sir Alex Ferguson spoke exclusively to MUTV on Tuesday to clarify the situation regarding Wayne Rooney, following days of intense speculation. A transcript follows - the interview is being shown on MUTV throughout the day.


After all we’ve heard and read, it would be interesting to hear your point of view. Let’s start with where it all began and the question of was Wayne injured?
Yes, he was injured. We sent him for a scan and while he was able to train, he was still carrying traces of his injury. Why he was saying he wasn’t injured, you can only guess yourself. It’s disappointing. When it came to the Sunderland game, I felt I would leave him out and give him a complete break so he could be fit for England. I thought if he went and played for England, at Wembley, we would get his form back. That was my intention, that was my idea, to galvanise him. Take a break from the games, get the training done, get his fitness back. Get rid of the traces of the ankle injury away and play for England. So why he’s come out and said that, I’ve no idea.
Have you fallen out?
We’ve never had any argument, not a bit. I think you have to understand the mechanics of these situations when people want to leave the club. It’s an easy one to say he’s fallen out with the manager, a very easy one to say. I think there are traces of that too.

We’re now hearing that he doesn’t want to sign a new contract. What is the situation with his contract negotiations?
That is true. David, in the early part of the summer, had opened talks with his agent. And that was to be continued after the World Cup. I was in the office on August 14 when David told me he’d had a call from his agent saying that Wayne wasn’t going to sign his contract. So then David came across to see me. He said he couldn’t believe it and neither could I. I was dumbfounded, I couldn’t understand it at all because only months before he’d said he was at the biggest club in the world and he wanted to stay for life. We just don’t know what’s changed the boy’s mind. David was shocked, I was shocked.

I had a meeting with the boy and he reiterated what his agent had said. He wanted to go. I said to him, ‘Just remember one thing: respect this club.’ I don’t want any nonsense from you, respect your club. What we’re seeing now in the media is disappointing because we’ve done everything we can for Wayne Rooney, since the minute he’s come to the club. We’ve always been there as a harbour for him. Any time he’s been in trouble, the advice we’ve given him – I’ve even been prepared to give him financial advice, many times. But you do that for your players, not just Wayne Rooney. That’s Manchester United. This is a club which bases all its history and its tradition on the loyalty and trust between managers and players and the club. That goes back to the days of Sir Matt. That’s what it’s founded on. Wayne’s been a beneficiary of this help, just as Ryan Giggs, Paul Scholes and all the players have been. That’s what we’re there for. There’s been no falling out. That’s why we need to clarify the situation now for our fans. Because what we saw on Saturday was unacceptable. When we were at 2-2 and the fans were chanting for Wayne Rooney, it put pressure on the players and it didn’t do any good for the team. So we’ve got to clarify the situation and try to do it right. There’s no [specific] offer on the table for Wayne [at the moment] because they’re not prepared to listen to an offer. But there’s always an offer there for Manchester United to negotiate with a player. That’s still there.


Are you personally disappointed?
Yes, I’m disappointed, very disappointed, I can’t believe it. When you manage Manchester United, there is always something you have to deal with. We’ve had to deal with these situations over the years. There is a disappointment a lot of the time when you have to deal with modern-day players. It’s not as easy as it was many, many years ago when you were negotiating a contract because then the player had to depend and trust on the manager he worked for. And as a manager, you had more contact with the parents then as well. Yesterday I said to Edwin who made that mistake on Saturday, ‘Well, how are you feeling?’ He said the first phone call he’d received was from his father. I said, ‘Well listen to him, he’s the one you should listen to.’ But that’s gone now. We’re dealing with agents who live in the pockets of players. We live in a different world now and we have to deal with it in a different way. It’s a pity but it’s there and we have to deal with it.

What would be your message to the fans?
The message is that they have to trust Manchester United. If you look at the history of our club over the last 50 years, at the amount of trophies we’ve won, the honour we’ve received, the recognition we’ve got, the respect we’ve got from around the world, the admiration we’ve had from everywhere. We’ve produced more players than any other club in the country for England. It’s a fantastic history and we should always remember that. You have setbacks, we have some blips at times. Last year for instance, we could have created history by winning the league for the fourth time in a row. It had never been done. We lost it by a point. That doesn’t tell us this team is falling apart or anything like that. What it always represents is the next step forward. How do we challenge? That’s Manchester United. You can’t continually win everything every year. But when you have the little blips, we have the structure, we have the management staff to deal with that in order to get us back into line again.

Is the door still open if Wayne changes his mind?
Of course. David’s prepared to offer the best terms possible for any player in the country. We realise and recognise the quality of the player, that’s why negotiations were started early summer, two years before his contract was up, to extend that contract. And also extend at the behest of the player itself. He said he wanted to stay for life. We were honouring that request from Wayne to stay at the club, at the club he loved. He said the best thing he’d ever done was to sign for Manchester United. So David was prepared, with the discussions with our owners, to offer Wayne the best contract that anyone could have in the country.
[end article]

To say that I am personally dumbfounded by all of this is the understatement of the year.  Once again a young man came to United, was made a star, then asked to leave.  The difference between Cristiano and Wayne, though, is that Cristiano didn't hide that fact and asked to leave under good terms.  It seems now that Wayne has been harboring some ill will (at whom only his psychiatrist knows) or had an ax to grind about something.  I'm not sure United know what that is at this point.  But I wholeheartedly agree with SAF that he has gone about this in the wrong way.
Has he been playing subpar and not scoring on purpose?  Has he been tapped up by another club?  Have these goings-on behind the scenes hurt our other players' form or are they in the dark about all of this too?
I would say the best course for United is to sell the ungrateful git to Sheffield United for a pound. 

Where does his agent figure in on all of this?  Who knows.  It's the same agent who got him into hot water after he left his former management company (with Wayne in tow) which ended up costing Wayne a hefty price.  Maybe this move to go somewhere else is the agent's way of repaying Wayne.  AGENTS ARE PARASITES WHO LIVE OFF PLAYERS AND GIVE THEM BAD ADVICE WHILE TAKING 10 PERCENT. 
The whole thing is a muddy mess.
Of course all of this broke the day before we're playing in a Champions League match.  But in true form the boo-boy himself will not be there (number one because he's a coward...remember United not taking him to Everton because the fans would give him too much stick about the hooker? and two, because he's injured.)

This saga has brought to life an unfortunate given in sports...people like Wayne know nothing about loyalty.  He could stay at United forever and he would never be a Giggsy, Scholesy, Neville, Best, Cantona, Law, or Charlton. 

Bring on Chicharito and Macheda. 

The Media is the Root of all Evil

The advent of the internet signalled a downturn in fact-checking, rumor validity, and yellow journalism by the esteemed press.
They're like a herd of cattle.  When a rancher sees a weakened member, he/she will cull the herd because one bad apple can spoil the bushel.  But the press have another motive other than preventing disease in their herd...securing readers for their sponsors. 
In the dinosaur days before digital technology, a city would have one or two newspapers.  They didn't have much competition for ad space (as many companies would advertise in both to make sure every reader knew who they were), so there was no need to be stupid with headlines.  But today a "click" can reveal hundreds of thousands of possibilities; the online papers need to find a "hook" to make sure Joe Netsurfer selects their webpage, then a counter reads the hit, and the sponsors know readers are able to see their banner (although do any of you EVER read the ads?  I don't...which is why I chose not to have ads on my blog).
To keep the ticker ticking, they need a culprit.
A cull will be spotted in the herd, one who has had a run of bad luck or stupidity, and the press will pounce to make sure they can wring the story of its last valuable ounce.
So who is the new cull?  Not Lindsey Lohan (too predictable), not Ashley/Cheryl Cole (she survived malaria and a sham marriage to Cashley), no...it's Wayne Rooney.
I didn't want to weigh in on this saga because it has spun out of control.  And really...do any of us know the true story anymore?  With these footballers it is so easy to float a rumor in the press and watch it expand to the size of the Titanic...and then watch it sink after no proof surfaces.
But Wayne's issue has been particularly scathing.  He allegedly (remember...nobody except the idiotic, lowlife hooker who bared her soul...and other things...has admitted to anything) shagged an ugly bird, who then blabbed to the press (after a year had gone by...hmmmmm).  Did he or didn't he?  Don't know.  His wife has chosen to stay with him (of course...she's used to spending Wayne's money a la John Terry's wife ad nauseam) so the story would seemingly be dead.  But OH NO.
NOW it has spun in to a "Wayne is leaving United" fest that I'm sure originated from a scrawl on a stadium loo wall. 
To give you a further lesson in the idiocy of the press, I have compiled a few headlines to prove my point:

from the Daily Mail:
WE DON'T WANT ROO!  REAL MADRID RULE OUT RESCUING MAN UNITED ACE (FOR NOW)

WAYNE ROONEY:  I QUIT!  MANCHESTER UNITED STAR WANTS OUT AFTER ROWS WITH FERGIE

WAYNE'S WAY OUT!  FROM CHELSEA TO REAL MADRID, SPORTSMAIL EXPLORES ROONEY'S MAN UNITED ESCAPE ROUTES

from The Sun:
ROONEY: I WANT TO QUIT...FERGIE BUST-UP OVER TARTS AS MADRID SWOOP

REAL READY FOR ROONEY RAID

BLUE ROON--WAYNE MAY SIGN FOR CITY...AFTER FERGIE BLANKS HIM FOR A MONTH

JOSE:  ROON OFF?  FERGET ABOUT IT

WHY ROO WANTS OUT (this one appears above a smaller headline of "Ashley Cole has Gone Limp")

ROO CAN JOIN CHELSEA: CARLO OPENS DOOR TO TRANSFER STUNNER

and from soccernet:
MOURINHO: ROONEY WILL STAY

Now to give the press some credit, there were a few with actual sense:
ROO TO SPAIN? GET REAL
okay...there was only one.

So you get my point.  The press has gone crazy with a supposed rumor, but then the danger of it is that people think its true because it appears in so many outlets.  This is why I had to comment, because if Jose Mourinho sees fit to comment, then I have free license. :)
 
United saw the writing on the wall (of the loo) and issued a statement saying that Wayne was NOT FOR SALE and the articles were rubbish.
But that hasn't stopped them.
I will leave you with the voice of reason:
"He is a great player...I am convinced he will stay at Manchester United because it is his club. They have the power to keep him and I don't believe in the story.

"When you give a great player a rest you have a story. Rooney is Rooney. He will stay where he is."
--Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger

United and Unicef

from manutd.com:

Club committed to UNICEF

Manchester United has committed to raise at least £1million to help save the lives of some the world’s most vulnerable children.
The club's partnership with global charity UNICEF has been hugely successful over the last decade, benefitting more than 2.2million children worldwide. This additional £1million commitment is the latest stage of a long-term partnership that will continue to ensure children’s rights are upheld. United has over 300 million fans and 250 million of these live in Asia and Africa, many of them surviving without access to basic healthcare. This partnership enables United to give something back to those communities all around the world that have long supported the club.

The new commitment will go a long way towards ensuring children in the poorest countries have the same chance of a healthy life as the club’s supporters in the UK. The entire £1million will deliver essential funding for UNICEF’s critical work with children around the world. The £1million will be spent on ensuring babies and young children in the most vulnerable communities are provided with the services they need to survive the first five years of life. These are the most crucial years because, currently:

* every three seconds, today and every day, a child dies from a preventable cause
* malaria is the biggest killer of children under five in Africa and kills approximately one million people every year

The club will also continue to use the power of United to deliver vital health messages to communities worldwide. In Sierra Leone, for example, the players have recently been part of a billboard campaign promoting safe sex, which resulted in a 20 per cent increase in condom use among young people. It is estimated that more than one billion people worldwide have been reached with key UNICEF messages thanks to the powerful voice of the players.

One of the first countries to receive funding from the new £1million commitment will be Senegal, where one child out of 11 dies before its fifth birthday. The partnership will equip 35 child survival centres with everything mums and babies need to ensure a child survives their first five years, including providing basic equipment like malaria nets, weighing scales and beds, medication and training for midwives and healthcare staff.

UNICEF ambassador Ryan Giggs said: "Last year I travelled with UNICEF to Sierra Leone and I saw how hard it is for children to even survive when they live in such incredible poverty. This is just wrong, and I’m so pleased that we are continuing to work with UNICEF to help put it right.”
Sir Alex Ferguson, also a UNICEF ambassador, said: "If Manchester United and myself can raise awareness of the suffering that children in the world endure, then that can only be beneficial to UNICEF's continual hard work. This partnership benefits our fans who live all around the world and millions more children, through UNICEF’s work."

The Reds will raise £1million through a variety of acitivites. The first fundraising event will be the annual star-studded United For UNICEF dinner, at Old Trafford on Sunday 28 November.

16 October, 2010

Undefeated!!...but...

Sir Alex Ferguson says he struggled to comprehend the goals United conceded in Saturday’s shock 2-2 draw against West Bromwich Albion, but he was in no doubt that the Reds should have killed off the Baggies before those chaotic, costly five minutes at the start of the second half.

The United boss didn’t pin the blame on Edwin van der Sar, whose error gifted West Brom their second goal, but instead said his team had enough opportunities to have put the match out of sight long before then.
“From our first-half performance, which was outstanding, the criticism is that we didn’t finish them off,” the boss told MUTV. “Where it should have been 5-0 at half-time, we’ve gone in 2-0 up. That is an area we have to be concerned about.
“Everton away should have been five or six, we should have got three or four at Fulham; and we’re losing points because of it. It’s not a defining result in terms of where the league’s going to end up, but we can’t keep doing that. We are very frustrated about it. Two-nil is never a great scoreline. If you lose a goal, it gives the other team a lifeline. I always think 1-0 is better. It keeps the concentration better, you push more for the second goal.”
As for the goals conceded, Sir Alex didn’t apportion blame.
“They got a real break for the first goal. I didn’t think it was a foul. But they got the luck after that, it came off the inside of Evra’s leg and it was just a bad bit of luck. The second goal… what can you say? Edwin has been playing for over 20 years as a top goalkeeper and he was probably in primary school the last time he made a mistake like that. You just have to wipe it off the slate. There’s nothing you can do about it, it was just one of these inexplicable errors.”


So United remain unbeaten, but that statistic is no consolation for damaging dropped points. “There are two So United remain unbeaten, but that statistic is no consolation for damaging dropped points. “There are two ways of looking at it,” concluded Sir Alex. “If we were a team in the middle of the league you’d say we were undefeated. But for Manchester United that’s not good enough.”


Javier opens the scoring in the 5'


Nani was dangerous all day and too much for his markers


And he made good in the 25' with a 25-yd screamer


Giggsy and Chicharito celebrate with him


I hate to see this...Giggsy out again with his hamstring


Look at this because you'll never see it again...a very rare mistake from Edwin

Our next match is Wednesday at home against Turkish side Bursaspor for the Champions League.  Then we face Stoke City away on Sunday.
I miss Valencia.
Anime, Antonio!!

13 October, 2010

Italy vs Serbia: UPDATE!!!

Well it seems that Italian police officials were reading my blog, as they have arrested the git I advised to wear longer sleeves...they identified him by his tattoos. :)

Now, Septic Bladder has informed England that as "the football motherland" they are the model of security at footy events.  As much as I disagree with anything this man says, that statement is true.  When English clubs (who battled with hooligans in the mid-to-late 80s) sought a better venue for the paying crowds, they were the first to institute stadia that were filled with seats...no room for standing (which promotes malingering).  Bladder continued that had Italy followed the same procedures, the incident wouldn't have happened.

UEFA has claimed that they will wait for the official police reports before making a decision on how to punish Serbia.  But the odds-on favorite is that Italy will be awarded a 3-0 win.  I'm fine with that.

Manchester United Gives a Lift to Trapped Miners

CHILE'S trapped miners can look forward to a football treat - a trip to Britain to see Manchester United play. The 33 cave-in victims - who last night were hours from freedom - have been invited to Old Trafford by Sir Bobby Charlton.
The club legend - whose father was a pitman - made the offer as rescuers were drilling down to the miners. Yesterday a relative of one of the men entombed for more than two months said: "They are all massive football fans so definitely plan to go."
Robert Reyes - whose uncle Mario Gomez is the oldest of those trapped - lifted the lid on the invitation after a rescue shaft, that was expected to take until Christmas to drill, reached the miners on Saturday. He told how Mario, 63, who has been battling lung disease in the cold, damp conditions nearly half a mile underground, has now postponed a second wedding he promised his wife of 30 years Lilianet.
World Cup winner Sir Bobby, 72, recorded the invitation in a message sent to the miners. Robert said: "My uncle is very excited."
Yesterday a Manchester United spokesman confirmed: "The club will do whatever we can to welcome them and arrange to meet the players."

And what did they get from Real Madrid?...signed shirts....wow. :)  At least they'll have something to wash their cars with...

12 October, 2010

Boring Euro Qualifiers...Part Two; Italy vs Serbia...World War III

I am not a fan of international weeks, because my beloved Reds are farmed out to NTs, where they could be hurt.  Fortunately we have made it through the week of madness unscathed.  My other reason for despising these weeks is because I love United and I love our players when they're playing with each other...not against each other.  It's unnatural.
So...for today

ICELAND VS PORTUGAL
Paulo Bento's boys traveled to Reykjavik (I would do anything to hear Cristiano and company try to pronounce that with their zha zha zha Portuguese) to take on a pesky Icelandic side.  I hooted when I saw some of the names (and if you're reading from anywhere in Iceland I don't mean this as a slur).  To start with, they played in Laugardalsvollur Stadium...say that fast five times.
I was following the match on soccernet because I didn't have an adequate internet connection to watch the match on ESPN3.  When the live commentary was rolling up I thought maybe the author was making a mistake with the names, but NOPE...here we go... Gunnleifur Gunnleifsson, Birkir Mar Saevarsson, Helgi Danielsson (I think his sister Helga plays for the women's team...haha), Hermann Hreidarsson, the Sigurdsson triplets...Ragnar, Indridi, and Kristjan Orn, and of course Eidur Gudjohnsen...now I know him because he plays for Stoke!
I imagine that the match official had to really check his spellings for the post-match writeup. :)  It's probably a good thing that it wasn't held in Portugal.  Could you imagine the PA announcer trying to pronounce those names?
"Number 18...uh...Number 19..."
I guess I can't say anything...we have Oguchi Onyewu and Josmer Altidore on our USA team... :)

Anyway...back to the match...Ronny scored in the 3', Helgi Danielsson in the 18', Raul Meireles in the 27', and Helder Postiga in the 72'.  1-3 Portugal.

ENGLAND VS MONTENEGRO
0-0
The only thing positive that England can take away from this is the other team didn't score.  So you could say it was a defensive night for the Three Lions.  The Sun was not so kind..."ROObish"  Of course in reference to new boo-boy Wayne Rooney.
To Montenegro...congratulations on not giving up a goal.  To England...Dudes...you invented footy...GET IN THERE!

FRANCE VS LUXEMBOURG
I hate to be the one to say "I told you so..." but...I did.  I knew that Laurent Blanc would get Les Bleus back on track and he has done just that.
Karim Benzema seems to think that he only plays for the NT because he never plays this well for RM.  I'm sure his bosses, Dumb and Dumber, and I'm So Special will be having a few words with him on his return to Madrid.
For the second match in a row he was on fire and scored the first goal (honestly, I think the keeper should have had it, but I will give the Benz some credit here as I normally slate him vigorously).  And my lovely Lashes Gourcuff scored for the second-straight match to secure a 2-0 win for Blanc's Bleus.
Giving the 'Bourgs some credit, they were playing a man down shortly after the half when Rene Peters decided to hack at Lashes and was given his second yellow.  Au Revoir.  So the score could have been much worse had they not bolstered their defense a bit.

I won't comment on other matches of the day because I can't be bothered...except for one:

SERBIA VS ITALY
Here is the entire match commentary on soccernet:
0'-- Game on!
3'--Slobodan Rajkovic is awarded a yellow card.  Reason: dissent
3'--Match suspended
3'--Match abandoned

WHAT?  I was first alerted to this match as I scrolled the scores from other matches.  When I saw "0-0 aban"  I was perplexed as to what "aban" stood for.  ABANDONED.  My first thought was that there was an electrical mishap.  Or that a tornado swept through the stadium.
The reason?  Everything involving a match that is played with Serbia is a police state.  The match had started late because some yobs (see photo) used wire cutters to cut through fencing around the stadium, attacked their own team's bus (forcing the keeper to take his name off the sheet), and clashed with police outside the stadium.  It wasn't even being played in Belgrade or Kosovo...it was being played in Genoa, Italy!!  Now I am no fan of the Italians (WC..Zizou...Materazzi...Enough said), but this kind of ridiculousness should never happen in a footy match.
So my question is...after years of this behavior...Why is Serbia allowed to play in any international event?
I would hope that FIFA and UEFA would come down hard on them (but then I realize who runs FIFA...Septic Bladder).  When United's Nemanja Vidic announced his retirement from international play (he played for Serbia) this year I wondered why...now I know.

Here is a newspaper's account as to why the Serbian yobs show up at all:
Serbian supporters fired flares at rival Italian fans and the Italian goalkeeper. This followed clashes between the police and Serbs outside the stadium before the match. Reports claimed that Serbian hooligans attacked their own team's bus prompting the team's goalkeeper to withdraw his name from the starting line-up out of fear for his life. Serbian nationalists in the crowd unfurled banners - "Kosovo is Serbia." The Balkans conflict continues to smolder.
Serbian soccer hooliganism's role in the Balkans War of the nineties was profound and deadly. In May 1990, with Communism falling across Europe, the internal pressure inside Yugoslavia imploded after the Serbian team, Red Star Belgrade, traveled to the Croatian capital to play Dynamo Zagreb. What followed is considered to be the most atrocious hooligan riot in living memory. Thousands of Red Star hooligans, known as the "Delije" - the "heroes", battled with thousands of tooled up "Bad Blue Boys," the Zagreb mob. The stadium burned. The fuse was lit. The kick off for the genocidal Balkans War drew closer.
The supporters of Belgrade's two soccer teams, Red Star and Partizan (possessed of its own mob called the "Gravediggers,") became the recruiting office for a feared Serbian paramilitary unit that brought havoc to Croatia and Bosnia. "The Tigers" were a disciplined and lethal brigade under the Commander "Arkan", a nom de guerre that struck fear into the populations seeking to break away from the Serb dominated Yugoslavia.
Under socialism, soccer club allegiances became the vehicle for protest against the unified ideology of the Yugoslav regime. Nationalism cauterized inside the stadiums from the seventies onwards. Soccer power was organized and choreographed, the colors of Partizan and Red Star welded to the hearts of the Belgrade population, the hammer and sickle less so. The iron fist of mass hooliganism could not be denied when socialism was finally sent off.
With the political status of Kosovo still unsettled today - many Serbs see Kosovo as the spiritual home of their people - the protest in Italy suggests that the fire in the belly of Serbian nationalism still lies on the football terracing. How far Serbia is willing to go to deny Kosovo as independent remains to be seen.


Ummm...if you're going to hide your face, you might want to wear long sleeves...I don't think the tats will scrub off...


The Italian keeper is dodging flaming missiles like steamers at a Polo match


The Serbian team tries to tell their "fans" to get the crazy off their faces...to no avail


No...this isn't the halftime show at the Super Bowl.


A Serbian player leaves the pitch in tears
Enough of the ridiculous...


I agree...thank you, Laurent...but I'm not sure the Jed Clampett look is in this year...


Sigh...life is good!