16 February, 2010

Tough Love

from The Independent

Sir Alex Ferguson could not have been more fulsome in his praise yesterday about the young footballer who left Manchester United in what some would regard as his prime, leaning back in his chair as he remembered the good times. "He was a marvellous player," he said, momentarily lost in the memory. "Marvellous."
Unfortunately for David Beckham, the former United No 7 in question was Cristiano Ronaldo.

That paean was delivered in response to a question at San Siro yesterday about whether Milan had lost more with the departure of Kaká to Real Madrid or United with Ronaldo's sale to the same club last summer. What followed was the kind of hagiography that most United players under Ferguson, past or present, can only dream of – especially the former United player who will, if selected, line up for Milan tonight.
Ferguson talked openly about the difficulties of compensating for the loss of "the best player in the world". "I'm biased but I think he [Ronaldo] is," he said. "When a player like that goes there is a loss. You have to react and recover. You have to look at your team differently and you have to move on."
As is often the case when he talks about Ronaldo, Ferguson took on the character of a teenager who has had his heart broken for the first time.
The contrast with his response to questions about Beckham could not have been more marked. Earlier in the day, Beckham had described Ferguson as "a father figure", in fact when he speaks about his former manager it is hard not to think of a rejected child reaching out to a parent. But Ferguson is not up for playing a role in this particular love-in. Seven years on and he is still determined to give Beckham the cold shoulder.
When it came to offering his opinions on what Beckham had to offer at the age of 34, the only quality that Ferguson could think of was "experience". It was the equivalent of praising one of his thoroughbred racehorses for having four legs. "David has good experience, that's what he has," Ferguson said. "He has one hundred-something caps for England. He has played for Manchester United and Real Madrid."
The "hundred-something caps" was a classic Ferguson put-down – it is of no interest to him that Beckham has a record 115 caps for an England outfield player – and if anyone expected him to forget Beckham's rancorous departure they were very mistaken.
We were not quite back in the summer of 2003, when any mention to Ferguson of the recently departed Beckham caused the temperature in the room to drop dramatically – but we were not far off.
As for Beckham, there was only praise for the manager he has always claimed sold him against his will. Beckham, of course, never criticises anyone but even by his standards the praise for Ferguson – "an incredible man" – was unrelenting yesterday.
"There is no score to be settled. Sir Alex Ferguson has been like a father figure to me, always has been and always will be, no matter what people have said in the past abut our relationship," Beckham said. "We had good times and bad times but I only remember the good times. Of course as a Milan player I want to win this tie and to say that as a Manchester United fan is quite difficult.
"Sir Alex Ferguson is a manager who is respected all the way through football and around the world. He was the man who gave me the chance at the club I always dreamed of playing for. The club has moved forward and my time to leave Manchester United was 2003 but I definitely don't hold anything against the manager – he really is an incredible man."
Exactly seven years have passed but the sale of Beckham, and his attendant falling out with Ferguson, still ranks as one of the most interesting sagas in modern football. We have never really got Ferguson's side of it – that will have to wait for the second volume of his memoirs – but Beckham gave a version of sorts in his autobiography that came out later in 2003, subsequent to his departure.
According to the bestselling My Side the moment that Beckham knew he was finished at United did not come when Ferguson kicked that loose football boot into his face in the aftermath of a defeat to Arsenal or on any one of the occasions when Beckham was left on the bench in his last season at United.
As Beckham recounted it in his autobiography, it came when he sat at home in the early hours watching a re-run of United's victory over Real Madrid which had not prevented them from being eliminated 6-5 on aggregate from the Champions League quarter-final. "It's over," Beckham recounted. "He wants me out."
The clue, Beckham said, was in Ferguson's reaction when the camera cut to him after a free-kick of Beckham's had missed the target. Beckham had come on as a substitute after controversially being left on the bench and had a huge impact, scoring twice to give United a chance of rescuing the tie. "His face just told me everything I needed to know," Beckham later wrote. "His rage, his frustration: and it was all Beckham's fault."
Now Beckham is not even the most famous United player to have left the club, nor the most expensive. Ronaldo can claim both those honours, not to mention the undying admiration of Ferguson – and since Beckham left, Ruud van Nistelrooy and Roy Keane have gone in equally rancorous circumstances.
Ferguson clearly believes that to praise Beckham too lavishly would be to play into the hands of a player who he seems still to treat with a degree of mistrust. It would also accord Beckham an importance that Ferguson does not believe he deserves. He may be right if Milan's Englishman is left on the bench tonight, as he has been for the club's last two games.
Even when Beckham turned up to watch United train before their game at Inter Milan last year there was not the big emotional reunion that the player himself would have craved. Seven years after he left United, three months before his 35th birthday and with the end of his career looming, all Beckham wanted was a bit of appreciation from his old manager. As is his wont, Ferguson refused to oblige. [end story]

I have mixed feelings about this article.  I agree in principle that SAF and David did not part on good terms, but I beg to differ on the reason.  Sir Alex is 100 percent footy.  His uncanny ability to pick players (although there are a few notable flops...Veron, Djimba Djimba) has made Manchester United the team to beat on any given day.  When David and his skeletal wife became the focus of David's persona in the newspapers and not his footy, that's when Fergie had to put his foot (literally...hahaha) down.
I have no doubt that David truly loves United and cheers for them every day.  I saw him during the Inter match last year at the San Siro when Ronny scored on a freekick...the cameras panned to David who was devilishly rubbing his hands together as if to say, "hahaha...that's my United!"
But David plies his trade in another venue these days and I feel that SAF's terse comments about Becks was no more than an opposing manager not wanting to give him any fuel by making him think this was a touchy-feely tie.  Footy is war.  And David is the enemy standing in the way of United's road to Madrid.

15 February, 2010

Uhhhhhh....NO

Soccernet understands that some Premier League clubs have expressed their fears about the adverse effect on English football should there be a four-way play-off to decide who claims England's final Champions League place.

Currently the teams finishing in the top four positions are handed entry to Europe's elite competition, either in the main draw or at the qualifying stage, but the Premier League is believed to be considering a proposal to introduce a play-off for the fourth Champions League spot.
But Soccernet understands the idea has little support among the clubs, who are concerned that it could cost English football one of its coveted places in the Champions League.
It has been suggested that only the first three European spots be decided on league position and the fourth place be determined by a play-off. That could mean the teams finishing between fourth and seventh play a mini-knockout competition.
One idea also mooted is that it could see the return of the failed "39th game" proposal, meaning the play-offs would take place in another country, such as the United States, Australia or the Far East, but any suggestion to switch one of the most imporant games in a club's history to a foreign ground would surely be met with opposition.
The Dutch Eredivisie ran a play-off system for their second Champions League spot from 2006 but it was scrapped after just two seasons.
Such a move would be seen as a measure to inject more competition into the league, but if the team finishing seventh qualified for and won the Champions League place play-off, it could affect English football's coefficient if they then went out before reaching the group stage. Should that happen, eventually it is possible England's quota could be cut from four to three clubs.
In addition, the fixture programme is so congested already that extending the season is not something most clubs would encourage, especially in a World Cup or European Championship year.
The same four clubs - Liverpool, Manchester United, Arsenal and Chelsea - have filled the top four positions in five of the past six seasons. Only Everton, in 2005, have broken their stranglehold.
The proposal is thought to have been raised at a recent meeting of all 20 clubs and will be considered again when they next meet in April. If the proposal were to be voted on at any stage in the future, a 14-6 majority could be enough to see it implemented, although it would not be in force for another three years due to the current cycle of TV deals.
A Premier League spokesman said: "We look at all sorts of ideas and rarely make comment until we have decided something definitely.'' [end story]

Who's idea was this? And was he drinking Guinness at the time he was making this ridiculous proposal?

The top four teams have earned their spot by playing well enough to be there at the end.  This is their reward.  I'm sure the other leagues would endorse this as it would mean fewer EPL teams qualify for the CL.  I would think that the smarter heads at the Prem League offices would punt this foolish idea in the name of sanity.

14 February, 2010

Tres bonne, monsieurs!

ENFIN!!!  After a three-game slide of less-than-stellar footy, les Girondins put on an inspired performance today against St. Etienne.  The Stephanois had beaten the reigning Ligue 1 champs 3-1 at home at the first of October.  With Montpellier capitalizing on Bordeaux's recent dip in form, the three points today were crucial.

Marouane Chamakh started off the scoring in the 19th minute with one of his beautiful trademark headers from a cross by Wendel.  The goal was Chamakh's 10th for the year. 
Marouane's goal provider, Wendel, opened up the lead ten minutes later with a tremendous freekick that looked to be heading directly for the keeper, then took a wicked swerve into the interior side netting.
St. Etienne didn't get too far behind, and a brilliant freekick by Sako in the 45th minute put the Stephanois back in contention.
Les Girondins played the middle 30 in seemingly defensive mode, with no offensive sparks at all.  On several occasions the visitors almost drew.  One such moment came in the 71st minute when Gonzalo Bergessio missed a penalty wide of the mark.  Then, the Man of the Match Wendel put the game away with a technical strike from a Gouffran cross.  Gourcuff took a nasty studs-up to the ankle (should have been a red) and left the match with 20 to go.  Hopefully he will be fit for Tuesday.
Ironic that the Bordelaise won 3-1, the same score they lost by in October.  Overall the match was very physical, with 7 yellow cards (4 for Bordeaux) being given.  But it's 3 points and they are now in the lead again. 
Marouane and company take off to Athens tomorrow to play Olympiakos (Tuesday) for the first of the two Champions League ties.

And now for a few pics:


Chamakh puts his trademark cranium on a 12th-minute winner


More of the FMC


And now for an Olympic tie-in.  Today the United States scored its first-ever medal in the Nordic Combined event.  Silver-medalist Johnny Spillane was edged out in the closest finish in Nordic Combined history...0.4 seconds.  The winner?  Jason Lamy Chappuis of France.  Born in Missoula, Montana to an American mother and French father, he moved to France as a child and competes for France.  The tie-in?  If Jason had darker skin he could be a brother of French-Moroccan Marouane Chamakh!!!



Citius, Altius, Fortius

Homesick

Ronaldo spent six seasons at Old Trafford before moving to the Bernabeu - winning three Premier League titles, the Champions League in 2008 and a number of personal accolades - and has adjusted well to life in Spain.

Two goals against Xerez on Saturday night took his tally in Madrid to 15 goals in 16 games in all competitions but despite his success in La Liga, Ronaldo admits that United still have a place in his heart and that he would like to return to the club.
"Of course I miss playing for Manchester United," Ronaldo said. "I played there for six years and that's a long time.
"I am still interested in watching Manchester United and, you never know, maybe in the future I could return to play there. It's always possible.
"I want to fulfil my contract here but, in the future, only God knows. I will not say I am not happy here at Real Madrid. I am really happy and everyone knows this is my club but, of course, I miss Manchester United, the boss, the players, because I left family there."
Sir Alex Ferguson brought an 18-year-old Ronaldo to United from Sporting Lisbon when paying £12.24 million in the summer of 2003. [end story]

He still hasn't sold his house in Manchester. :)
Despite all his goal-scoring in Ethpanha, he hasn't won anything there...like these:


Premier Golden boot, etc...


FIFA World Player of the Year


Ballon d'Or


3 Premier League Championships

Carling Cups, Community Shields, and the most important one:


Champions League

As I've said many times before...Ronny looks better in Red!

13 February, 2010

Old Trafford 100

"Another two goals, another match-winning performance, another team brutally dispatched by the player with gelled hair, tangerine boots and magic in his feet. The eulogies are beginning to sound repetitive, but nobody at Manchester United will mind while Cristiano Ronaldo is bewitching Old Trafford and seeing off all contenders to be known as the most devastating player in the Premier League. Has there ever been a United forward capable of wreaking such havoc?"


Daniel Taylor, The Guardian
 
Manchester United is about to celebrate the 100th anniversary of Old Trafford.  They've been counting down to the day and Ronny's freekick against Pompey was #93.
What Manutd.com had to say:
 
United strolled to a 2-0 win in the successful defence of the Premier League title, and Ronaldo's effort was a runaway winner of the club's goal of the season competition. At the time, the man himself admitted he had scored 'a great goal, probably my favourite,' while Sir Alex Ferguson was left purring by the precision of the strike. "It was within two inches of the junction of the bar and post,'' he marvelled. "It was a marvellous hit - no goalkeeper in the world could have saved that. That's one of the best free-kicks I've ever seen."
 
Here is the goal courtesy of youtube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8vVOz9XAU0
 
Ronny scored two today for his new club (not freekicks).

11 February, 2010

Is There an Ortho and Psychiatrist in the House? And a Straight-Jacket?

Yesterday I reported (via a photo) that Ryan Giggs had a booboo on his wrist.  Well...it seems he has more than a booboo...it's fractured and the FA Player of the Year will have to sit out a month while it heals. :(  But, it could be worse.  C-word defender, Ashley Cole (or Cashley Cole as they call him in England) has broken his ankle and will be out for three months.  Cashley is the one player Cristiano said he hated playing against!  This also means that he might be a no-show for the World Cup.
Get Well, Giggsy...we need you!
What I would write on Cashley's cast..."You'll never be Ryan Giggs!" :)

Quasimodo: "the bells...the bells..."
Good Grief.  Sepp Blatter, whom I affectionately refer to as Septic Bladder, has spewed forth once again a river of verbal diarrhea unparalleled in the universe!!!
As you know, John Terry has been a bad boy recently (and not-so recently).  His club, the C word, has given him leave from this weekend's cup tie to patch up his differences with Mrs. Terry in Dubai.  The C-word club is calling it "compassionate leave," although I feel it is more "put the finger in the dike" on Mr. Terry's part.  He doesn't want half of his fortune to fly out the door with Mrs. Terry (although she HAS been in Dubai for over a week with JT's credit cards...).
So, feeling he needed to weigh in on the JT saga, Mr. Blatter (who is the president of FIFA) gave an interview to soccernet and this is what he blabbered on about:

Despite the nationwide controversy in England, Blatter joked that in "Latin" countries, Terry's conduct may not have been considered a problem.

Blatter said: "Listen, this is a special approach in the Anglo-Saxon countries. If this had happened in let's say Latin countries then I think he would have been applauded."

I'm without words.  *flushes Blatter*

Now for the crazy news.  Reports are out today that Raul, whom I refer to lovingly as Tutanbaul, has signed a deal to play with the New York Red Bulls in MLS.  The mummied-one's contract is up with RM at the end of the season and let's face it...he's seen his better days; the wrapping is starting to fray and he seems to be out of favor with the pharaoh (Pellegrini)...In my estimation, New York is a step up from Madridiot Land.
Tutanbaul was asked about his prospects in New York and he had this to say:
*mummy talk* "uhh uhhhhhh UHHHHHHHH uhh uhhhhhhhh."
I clicked on Google Translate and the rough translation is...
"these vagabond shoes...are longin' to stray...." :)

Oops.  Blatter didn't go down. *flushes Blatter*

10 February, 2010

The Good, The Better, and the Downright Odd

What a day it has been. 

First for the GOOD:
Chelsea, who were leading the Reds by two points at the start of the day, headed to Goodison Park to face Everton.  The Toffees are a spotty side who have shown very little this season after last year's promising breakthrough under manager David Moyes.  But every day is a new day and going on the theory that "anyone is beatable," today was definitely Everton's day as they dominated the Blues of Stamford Bridge and walked away with a 2-1 win, thanks to a double by former United striker, Louis Saha. So...I have to say it...Sahahahahahahahahahahaha! ha.


Chelsea captain John Terry's profile photo from their programme

Now for the BETTER:
With Chelsea losing, United had a chance to go top of the table with a win at Aston Villa.  The Villains' venue, Villa Park, is a difficult ground in which to win.  But with United's recent form, and in particular Nani, the Reds didn't back down a bit.
From HERO to ZERO.


Villain goes down...


...Nani goes off

United winger Nani (real name Luis da Cunha), who in recent weeks had pulled himself from the "firesale" shelf at United to a place in the starting XI, was playing well.  Goals, assists, nutmegging, and just out-muscling the opposition, the Portuguese NT player was making believers out of the OT faithful...until the 29th minute.  He went in on a Villa player studs up and found himself face to face with a red card.  Sir Alex, who always defends his players, told MUTV that it was a "reckless tackle and I have no problem with the red card."  *falls down in disbelief*  For SAF to say that, you know it was warranted.  So, our dear Nani who seemed to be having a ReNANIassance (as I said last week) will most surely find himself in the "well, it was too good to be true" rumblings among the pubsters in Manchester.  I'm not so shocked that he was stupid, as my reticence to support him last year stemmed from his idiotic decision-making (taking wasteful shots, not seeing the obvious pass for a goal).  He will be sitting out the next game for sure and we may see Ji-Sung Park for the foreseeable future.

Rooney being Rooney


Currently my fave player, Valencia


Wazza and Giggsy


Giggsy with a booboo on the wrist

We drew...1-1.  United dominated from beginning to end but couldn't hit the goal to bag the winner.  Which means we made up a point on Chelsea, but failed to launch ahead.  But...the Blues have been dropping points recently and they looked awful today.  Arsenal managed a 2-0 win against Liverpool (no big deal, as Drivelpool is playing like...well...drivelpool), so they managed to make up 2 points on us (still down 5) and 3 on Chelsea (down 6).  I must say that I would love for us to win every match from here on out and Chelsea fall down to 3rd.  They've done it before!...*whispers with mocking tone* "last year"

And now the DOWNRIGHT ODD:
Marouane Chamakh, who has been in the news every day with reports of "He hasn't signed yet for Arsenal," has most believing that a deal has already been made with Arsene Wenger and the French-Morrocan will be plying his trade at the Emirates next year.  He reiterated today that he has been in touch with Arsenal, Tottenham, and Liverpool, but that no agreement had been reached with either.  So why is this downright odd?  Well, it's not WHO he was linked with, but WHERE he was when he spoke to reporters...
Marouane was tapped by Bordeaux politico, Jean Lassalle, to run in his MoDem party (which sounds like a rap label) for the regional elections. *Laughs uncontrollably*  Firstly, the timing of this is so ridiculous.  If he is truly going to be living in England next year (as he's told everyone with decent ears), then why is he running for political office in Bordeaux?  Secondly, he was serving a "too many yellows" one-game ban today while his fellow Girondins were losing to a pathetic Monaco side in the Coupe de France.  A win would have put them in the semi-finals.  A loss sent them home with nothing.  The Marine et Blanc were on target to pick up 5 trophies this year, but their recent form has left most thinking, "TANK!"  The Champion's League tie against Olympiakos in Athens is approaching next week and the last thing you want to do going in to one of those ties is to be on a downturn formwise.


Marouane with Jean Lassalle after their press conference
An open letter to Marouane:
Cher Marouane,
As of 10 February, 2010, you play for Bordeaux.  You are NOT paid to be a politician, nor are you paid to be a full-time "send me somewhere else, please" beggar.  You need to keep your head in France, where it provides beautiful goal-bound headers via beautiful crosses by Gourcuff (also beautiful).  Stop all of this nonsense and do the right thing.  Play your heart out for Les Girondins, win some footy booty, and let your future be decided in June.
Merci et je vous embrasse très fortement,
Susanne

And now for some extras:

I would call this "Juicy prosciutto in a slimy virus roll"
To the left is Esperanza Aguirre, the president of the Autonomous Community of Madrid (whatever).  She is a hideous woman who steps on the little people so she can wear designer suits while kissing on young footballers.  Yes, Senhora Machiavelli planted a kiss on unsuspecting birthday boy, Cristiano...much to his horror.  The "person" on the right is actually a virus which has mutated to resemble the short and insignificant president of Real Madrid, Tito Perez.


Cristiano showing the first stage of "I've been slobbered on by an old, ruthless politico" disease.  Unfortunately the virus has to run its course until its contract expires in 2015.  The only known cure is to hop a plane to Manchester, wear red forever, and stay away from oxygen-wasting WAGs.

Chris, you can stop reading now...as my next photo is for the female followers:


Gourboeuf!! Gourmet!! Gourlicious!!

Gourbye!